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katewritesLOL DC. I haven't read you for years; I quit for the same reasons I quit smoking because you were expensive and hard to keep up with. However, I find these summaries hilarious.
Batman gets torture porn, and Catwoman gets a rom com. I kid you not, flist.
I will not lie, Batman/Catwoman is my OTP that ends all OTPs. I am one of those crazy people who cover my ears at the thought of them ending up with anyone else. My utter and complete love for Angel/Cordelia pales in comparison.
Still. It's utterly hilarious to me that we don't get theivery! Trickery! Selina taking over the stock exchange! Selina stealing from an unstealable bank! Maybe in her spare time she knits! Instead we get Pride and Prejudice and Secret Identities. Oh, DC, never stop.
BTW. Who wants to bet the new baddie mentioned in the above Dark Knight summary is Bane?
Batman gets torture porn, and Catwoman gets a rom com. I kid you not, flist.
BATMAN: THE DARK KNIGHT #2
Written by DAVID FINCH and PAUL JENKINS
Art by DAVID FINCH and RICHARD FRIEND with JAY FABOK
Cover by DAVID FINCH and RICHARD FRIEND
On sale OCTOBER 26 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Something sinister surges through Arkham Asylum, and Batman finds himself bombarded by his greatest foes in this second sensational issue from superstar creator David Finch!
Bigger, meaner, and more powerful than ever before, the inmates of Arkham Asylum run rampant as the entire Bat Family struggles to keep the walls from falling down, unleashing Gotham City’s worst criminals on the unsuspecting population. And you won’t believe the jaw-dropping final page! Just keep repeating, “It’s only a comic book. It’s only a comic book...”
CATWOMAN #2
Written by JUDD WINICK
Art and cover by GUILLEM MARCH
On sale OCTOBER 19 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T+
She’s a thief who lives to steal just for the thrill of breaking the law. He’s The Dark Knight, obsessively driven to battle evil with every ounce of his strength. They should keep each other at arm’s length, but...they just can’t seem to help themselves! Don’t miss this issue – things are gonna get messy!
I will not lie, Batman/Catwoman is my OTP that ends all OTPs. I am one of those crazy people who cover my ears at the thought of them ending up with anyone else. My utter and complete love for Angel/Cordelia pales in comparison.
Still. It's utterly hilarious to me that we don't get theivery! Trickery! Selina taking over the stock exchange! Selina stealing from an unstealable bank! Maybe in her spare time she knits! Instead we get Pride and Prejudice and Secret Identities. Oh, DC, never stop.
BTW. Who wants to bet the new baddie mentioned in the above Dark Knight summary is Bane?
